Monday, November 28, 2011

The Music Cultural Revolution

Hi Readers,

Can you recall being moved to tears by a song? Not by the lyrics or the message, but by the actual melodies and harmonies themselves? It's a rare accomplishment when it happens, but when it does, it is magical. You don't know how or why you're crying, you just know that there are tears in your eyes.

When I listened to Ravel's Piano Concerto for the Left Hand during a concert at the U of I, I remember sitting there during the flute and piano interlude and having tears stream down my face. It was literally that beautiful. Others may listen to the same thing and say "meh", which saddens me because they are not able to experience a slice of heaven.

It is weird to think about how much music has changed in the last century. Traditionally, music has undergone leaps roughly every century. You had baroque music (Bach) in the 17th century, classical music (Mozart) in the 18th, Romantic music (Chopin) in the 19th, and Impressionism (Ravel) / minimalism (Satie) in the 20th.

However, in no time during history has music undergone such a revolution as between the 20th and 21st centuries. The piano and violin became overshadowed by the guitar and drums, and the regular musical structures that were established in history became obsolete as repetitiveness, arising from musical minimalism, became the norm. Operas are now movies, chamber music are now rock bands, and symphonies are now giant music festivals.

Has there really been such a radical change in people's psyche, that "classical music" (a modern term commonly used to agglomerate the music from the 17th century all the way to 20th century) has so fallen out of favor with the public that it is now looked upon as an "elite" symbol?

I personally feel that the cultural revolution that has stemmed from the availability of technology has completely destroyed the vertical hierarchy of the institution of music. If Tchaikovsky or Mozart lived in the modern world, they'd likely be penniless, with no ability to find a record company willing to take their songs, and no clubs willing to play their music. In technical electrical engineering terms, the signal-to-noise ratio of composer quality has degraded so much in the past century that the signal peaks are all but drowned out in the white noise. All we have left now are mediocre bands who are catering to our tastes and not caring about the foundation of music - the development of the melody, harmony, and rhythm.

Musical exceptionalism has disappeared from the vast majority of music. With the democratization of supply and demand for music, future generations will see the current era for what it is - the lost era of music. It's so sad.

-FCDH

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

An Autumn Blossom

Hi Readers,

Here's a short poem to reflect on my recent relationship. It's only been a month but I find myself falling for him - hard. This feeling is something I can't control. I've never felt it before. I won't lie - but I'm scared shitless. And excited. Exalted. And a billion other things at the same time. Let this poem represent it.

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An Autumn Blossom

Has it only been three months
Since I felt as Lewis and Clark must have
As I began conquering the West
Absorbing new sensations
Building them into my soul

How could I have seen
Your warm embrace
Those piercing eyes 
From which I cannot escape
Infected by that smile

Now that I have been drawn
Inextricably as if by the Siren's call
Neither work or anything else
Feel complete without you
The cure for my daydreams

I don't know what to do
My walls have come down
Am I just naive to believe
That you may be the one?
Is this the path everyone must walk?

Even if it is a fleeting blossom
May this snapshot preserve its state
So when I look at it in the depths of winter
I will remember treasured times
When I felt truly complete.

-FCDH
11/23/2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

The Free Food Bible

Hi Readers,

I am taking a break from my homework on noise processes. Because even though I've spent 5 hours on it, I have made nil progress. As in, I still have no idea how to approach the problem. Blah. The white board in lab is littered with my equations, each of which hit a dead end. Nope, no idea.

So here's one interesting note about how I eat here at Stanford. Most of the dinners that I eat during the week are free. This is because Silicon Valley companies and startups love to flood Stanford with info sessions, each of which comes with free food. At the U of I, it was (comparatively) very hard to eat for free; if you did get free food, there was a 99% chance it was pizza.

This is not true of Stanford. Here, our info sessions have a smorgasbord of food. In a short span of 2 months, I've seen the following appear at info sessions: Thai, Mediterranean, Chinese, Mexican, American (sandwiches), Italian, pizza, and burgers. Most of the time, you can stuff your face and not have to worry about the food running out for other people. It is quite a luxury. But there is an art to free-food hopping!

Though the frequency of the sessions have been dying out as the recruitment cycle slowly comes to an end, throughout the first month and a half of classes, you could predictably count on at least 2 meals a day. There was always a lunch session at noon, followed by 2 afternoon/evening sessions at 5pm and 6:30pm. There would be a million emails sent out about the sessions, so everyone on the mailing list knew  about them.

There are two types of people that hit up these sessions. The first type is people who actually want a job or internship. These flood to the high-profile companies such as Google, Microsoft, Yahoo, Facebook, etc. The second type is people who want free food. These flood to the lowest-profile companies they can find, where there is always guaranteed to be food no matter how late you walk in. I am a type 2, and as many type 2s, I hate going to a type 1 situation because the food will always run out super quickly. Then you're stuck between a rock (staying and being hungry) and a hard place (loudly shuffling out of the room during the presentation to dirty looks from people).

Here are some tips and basic etiquette for free food:

1. Leave your dignity at the door. If you're still hungry after one plate, stand up during the presentation and get some more immediately! Since grad students are characterized by bosons and not fermions, you will notice that you will create a domino "bunching" effect as others will see your audaciousness and copy you. Better yet, load up on a huge plate of food your first round. Just don't accidentally spill it everywhere. And if you do spill, CLEAN IT UP.

2. Free food "etiquette" dictates that if the food is almost out, you should take less and leave some for others. Please feel free to blatantly ignore this rule, since you will never see it applied to yourself when the person in front of you takes the rest of the food and leaves you pissed off and hungry.

3. For type 1 companies, get there 10 minutes early. For type 2 companies, get there on time. The earliest you should leave a session can be determined by applying the minimum function to "halfway through the allotted time" and "first person leaves the room."

4. If the food is discrete and fungible (sandwiches, burritos), feel free to wrap some up and take it to go if it is convenient to do so. Again, check your dignity at the door. Food is your priority, and the dirty looks you are getting from other grad students are actually tinged with admiration because they wish they had the balls to do what you just did. Company reps actually admire students who do this, because it shows they are not afraid of making themselves look bad in pursuit of a goal. (Being serious here - I've gotten compliments before).

5. If there are lots of food leftover and you are not in a rush, stay until the end of the session and take the rest of the food trays home. If you go to the session moderator and ask confidently whether you can take it home, there's a 99% chance they will say yes. Voila - that's more free food to tide you over when you can't find any free food for the day.

That's all for now. This was actually one of the most fun blog posts I've written in awhile. And I'm completely serious with these 5 rules. If you want to eat freely and well, commit these rules to heart.

-FCDH